Clever Quotes

Expecting life to treat you well because you’re a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you’re a vegetarian.

hugging is healthy. it helps the immune system, cures depression, reduces stress, and induces sleep. it’s invigorating, rejuvenating, and has no unpleasant side effects. it’s nothing less than a miracle drug. hugging is all natural. it’s organic, naturally sweet, has no artificial ingredients, environmentally friendly, and is 1OO% wholesome. hugging is the ideal gift, great for any occasion, fun to give and receive, shows you care, comes with its own wrapping paper, and of course, it’s fully returnable

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Two things are infinite: The universe & human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you don’t have good enough imagination.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Pressure makes diamonds.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.