Expecting life to treat you well because you’re a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you’re a vegetarian.
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Two things are infinite: The universe & human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you don’t have good enough imagination.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Pressure makes diamonds.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.