Hair Color Quotes

Blonde Jokes:

[ what brunettes think of while blondes are out with their boyfriends ]

 

go BLONDE or go HOME

 

Not only am I perfect; I’m blonde too!

 

I’m the cure to your blonde addiction.

 

Blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.

 

Sure guys like blondes, but they marry brunettes.

 

Life is better blonde.

 

Without these blonde moments; life would be so dull.

 

Blondes are adored; brunettes are ignored.

 

Sure guys like blondes, but they love brunettes.

 

Brunettes have brains, blondes have everything else.

 

I’m the cure to your blonde/brunette addiction.

 

Life is better brunette.

 

Live blonde or die trying.

 

brunette; because someone has to be smart

65 Comments

  1. AyeeBaeBae on April 28th, 2010

    This is veryy offensive. I’m a veryy smart blonde thank you veryy much:D

  2. Shay on May 20th, 2010

    Guys like Blondes; Men like Brunettes ;)

  3. ambie on May 30th, 2010

    wheres the quotes about red heads???
    please add some(:

  4. sunnymuusha on June 1st, 2010

    I agree with Ambie, red head quotes please!!!

  5. Kiara on June 8th, 2010

    well wheres the red head quotess?? im a redhead its not all boutt em blondes n brunnettes . ya knoww

  6. Crystal Marie on July 15th, 2010

    I do have to agree, I’m am very blonde, but I get VERY good grades. Try 4.0 people

  7. Kalii on July 16th, 2010

    You Dont Know Crazy White Girl Till You Meet A Redhead!

  8. Jordan Elizabeth(: on July 18th, 2010

    Brunettes have brains and beauty. While blondes have beauty but MOST don’t have brains what so ever…

  9. Mandy on August 19th, 2010

    Since there are no red head quotes here’s one ” Brunettes may have brains and blonds may have beauty but red heads have both and everything in between”

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  12. Michelle. on September 30th, 2010

    Where are the redhead quotes ??? One of my very bestfriends is a redhead.

  13. Ashley on October 9th, 2010

    Where the hec are the redhead quotes! lol kinda mad

  14. Tinie on October 28th, 2010

    you want a hottie who loves to partyy!
    go be friends with a redhead.

  15. Courntey on November 9th, 2010

    I agree, we need redhead quotes!!!!

  16. kitty on December 25th, 2010

    ummm who cares about redheads ?

  17. kitty on December 25th, 2010

    and red heads are frikin ugly eww who would be a red head ?
    CRAZY PEOPLE !! hahaha i rater be blonde
    OH YEAH I AM !!! SEARCH ME ON FB
    KITTY FERRARI !

  18. Lindy Loo on January 3rd, 2011

    Hey Crystal, lol you might have a 4.o but your not that smart, “I’m am very blonde”………..”I’m” is the same as saying “I am”….try proof reading next time ;) Thank God for brunettes!!!

  19. Blah on January 8th, 2011

    ive been all three. brunetts are boring, blonds are stupid, and red heads are best

  20. Lauren on January 15th, 2011

    im a redhead and im a model btw redheads r not ugly thier pretty people pay big money to get our color hair

  21. Stephanie on January 25th, 2011

    Where are all the redhead jokes?!

  22. Christine on February 8th, 2011

    i’m a redhead used to be a model…i know someone who pays hundreds of dollars for our haircolor… were less that 1% of the population(:

    “Good boys like blondes…but naughty boys like redheads!”

  23. fire-haired babe on February 18th, 2011

    aww ;( no redhead jokes i see :( that was the whole reason i clicked on this link! D: i used to model too actually in elementary school lol (I’m a senior now) and honestly, I’m lovin’ the fiery locks x) would rather be bald than be anything but a red <3

  24. redhead on March 17th, 2011

    Once you go red, you never get out of bed.

  25. Payton on April 2nd, 2011

    I think all color of hair is pretty it just depends on the person who is wearing it ha:) I think blonde jokes are funny even though Iam a blonde because it makes people laugh then I always come up with something to say back some times its not to nice then they are like did u get that joke yes moron i got it :) but I like being blone it is just pretty color goes on anyone . But i dont have a prob with anyother color:) But dont liten to dumb people

  26. Payton on April 2nd, 2011

    :) (:

  27. Lexi on April 13th, 2011

    HA, sorry but no one like firecrotchs!
    Blondes are hot but Brunettes are sexy. They have class.

  28. Brooke.Hates.HATERS! on April 19th, 2011

    Ginger quotes!!

  29. thisGirl on April 21st, 2011

    How come no one ever makes jokes about black hair ?

  30. kaylahugsleprechauns on April 22nd, 2011

    Ummm. I am a blonde and first SOME blonde’s are not stupid. I am very smart for a blonde you take all these blonde haired people as a joke you should put them to the test and see how smart they can really be!

  31. Tika on April 23rd, 2011

    Gingers have no souls!

  32. Brianna on May 3rd, 2011

    Excuse you “Lexi” but no one wants firecrotchs?
    HA that’s funny seeing they couldn’t be firecrotchs if they shaved,which maybe you don’t & that’s why your thinking of mine & other redheads vajj’s. That’s pretty nasty if you don’t but my favorite redhead quote is “Blondes are pretty, burnettes are true but you’ll never know what a redhead will do” ;)

  33. Isa on May 12th, 2011

    I’m a red-head and my friends would kill for my hair color. (: I love all kinds of hair colors, even if you have purple or blue hair.

  34. IsabellaNN on May 16th, 2011

    Saying that all redheads is a stereotype because my best friend is and she is very pretty! i really don’t understand why yall have to be so mean…it’s POINTLESS! And yall blonds shouldn’t take it so seriously they are just stereotypical jokes that are supposed to make people laugh! (:

  35. Anni on May 17th, 2011

    If you’re gonna judge people, don’t judge them on how they look (hair color included). I’m willing to bet that you don’t know all of the redheads in the world, so to say that they are “eww” just makes you seem shallow. And a lot of people want to be a redhead. I’m a ginger and and i have plenty of friends who tell me everyday that they would kill for my hair.

  36. Dazzler on May 23rd, 2011

    Most girls who are blonde are really brunettes anyways…!!!

  37. bold on June 9th, 2011

    I don’t understand the point of all the blonde jokes. It’s not nice. You don’t tell “nigger jokes” to black people. So why do you tell blonde jokes to blondes. It’s no fun and no fair. Some blondes are smart, some blondes are dumb. Some brunettes are smart, some brunettes are dumb. Some red heads are smart, some red heads are dumb. It’s not fair to judge people by their hair color. Some of the comments above are real racist.

  38. Christina on June 10th, 2011

    Wow,okay,first of all,these quotes are a little offensive.I mean,their a little funny,but the blonde jokes sort of bother me.I’m a blonde and I don’t get how so many people automatically judge by your haircolor,like who cares?And not ALL blondes are stupid,seriously,get a clue.Redheads are beautiful,my mother is a redhead and a lot of people would die for that color hair,it’s actually really pretty,so you guys who are sitting here judging and shit should just be quiet and STOP!Smh,And you people sitting here saying rude stuff think the blondes are the dumb ones..?Funny..

  39. Cassidy on June 11th, 2011

    Heey why would anyone say red heads are ewwww. thats just pathetic obviously they are jelous and i consitter “ginger” as a compliment because ginger from giligans island is beautiful, and yes she has red hair , and by the way all hair color is nice, some blond people can be ugly, some brunette people can be ugly and some red heads can be ugly, its not just the hair color its the people dumb ass. and by the way (kitty, and lexi you all are pathetic.) you dont know what ur talking about you know red heads are beautiful AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL WAS A RED HEAD OR “GINGER” LOOK HER UP NICOLE FOX . on google. she is stunning ! im a red head and im proud look at this quote i made: Yes i’m a RED HEAD be jelous<3 dont let those posers phase me because i know I A M BEAUTIFUL <3 (; u you why because i am unique and anyone would die for my hair color. pcce bitches

  40. Jamie on June 11th, 2011

    wow u all are mad queer. gingers do have souls watta u God u dont knowo and i tottally agree with Cassidy girl cuz u all are sterotipical. i mean wtf? do u really care that much to bring someone down on there hair color just to make ur self feel better? thats soo selfish so lexi and kitty go in a ditch somwhere far away and learn how to love ALL hair color. exspecially RED HAIR. thats the prettiest.! & u know it u just dont wanna addmit that they are more SEXIER than u .

  41. lacie on June 11th, 2011

    ha red hair is so cute how could anyone hate them and i agree all the way see im a blond and i love all hair colour my fav is red ! <3 im 13 but i would die for that hair color.!! even tho i wouldnt look good but again it depeneds on the person !?! i mean RED HAIR IS SO SEXY .

  42. Kady on June 11th, 2011

    LEXI AND KITTY HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN BRING SOMEONE DOWN ON THEIR HAIR COLOUR RED. WHICH IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALL OF THE REST ITS REALLY PRETTY <33 ! DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT RED IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN URS KITTY ;] I BET U SIT AROUND ALL DAY ON THE COMPUTER THINKING OF WAYS TO BRING PEOPLE DOWN U KNOW Y BECAUSE U HAVE NO LIFE. AND YES RED HAIR IS B E A U T I F U L my best friend has red hair and even tho she dyed it blond didnt mean her red hair was ugly it just ment she was SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU KITTY AND LEXI MAKING FUNNA THEM SO GO IN A CORNER AND PEE YOUR SELF. U GROOOSE MEANY

  43. Erin on June 18th, 2011

    haha i love how they named this hair color?!?!

  44. Penguina:p on June 23rd, 2011

    All of you need to chill out.! They’re just quotes. Nothing more but a couple of quotes. So what if you’re blonde, red haired,brunette, or black haired. Its just hair. Jeez.

  45. emmalou830 on June 29th, 2011

    WHAT ABOUT PINK HAIR?!?!

  46. blondeandproud on July 7th, 2011

    it seems to me that most of the dumb people are the brunettes that think hair color determines your IQ

  47. swishyness on July 7th, 2011

    lexi: i’m thinking that you’re a brunette. you’re saying brunettes have class. aren’t you the one that just called redheads firecrotches? because that just screams class*!
    *sarcasm implied

  48. Christie on July 7th, 2011

    I am a blonde. My sister is a brunette. My other sister a fake ginger. I love all the hair colors. Hair color does not determine anything. Blonde jokes dont offend me because they’re not true. I have class LEXI which your comment shoed you didnt. Blondes can be the biggest bitches ever. Brunettes can be the biggest bitches ever. Gingers/any other color hair can be the biggest bitches ever. It all depends on who raised you and who you are in the inside. :] ( blondes rock ;])

  49. Renay on July 7th, 2011

    - Add Somee Qoutes For Brunette’s And Red Heads {Please} -

  50. Michelle on July 10th, 2011

    wow, some people really have nerve.. let me tell you. your really gonna judge people on hair color. i got made fun of all through school thanks to the red head gene. not cool at all. as soon as i started coloring my hair more & more guys started noticing me, but i truly regret doing it. because they only like me for what i look like? & now i have to go through the whole process of trying ot get my hair back to the normal color.
    oh & btw if your gonna judge people by what color their pubic hair is.. you have some problems. & FACT: just because you have have red hair doesn’t mean the carpet matches the drapes hunny :) k?

  51. RockStarOfStupid on July 15th, 2011

    Hhaha. :D You guys crack me up. Keep on being classy.

    Gingers ftw!

    ;)

  52. amberr kay. on July 19th, 2011

    laast summer i went to go get my ahircut, and i was offerd to be a hair model. i was also offered TWICE to be in herbal essences commercial. and gingers, wooowww south park made that crap up. but not everyone with redhair are gingers. mi actually one of the lucky ones who isnt, GINGERS DEFINITION: redhair, pale skin, freckels, green eyes. ME: redhair, tann skin, no freckes, and blue eyes. so before assuming shit and saying all that no souls crap. think about how ITS NOT TRUE. broo, i k now some ugly blondes, brunnetes and chicks with black hair. people would pay a million dollars for rehair. its very original unlike yall. so kitty and lexi…not all people with rehair andr gingers, and fire crochhess. thats really stupid, HAH…oh btw, saying gingers have no souls and saying there going to hell is speaking for god, which is a sin. K THANKS.

  53. kaykay on July 20th, 2011

    Wow some people are so shallow.all hair colors are pretty. I’m a brunette and my sis is a red head and my other is black. And we all can be smart and dumb. And everbody has them moments where you don’t get anything. Lol I do all the time and so does my sis. Just remember it doesn’t matter what hair color you have there are all different kinds of people for every haircolor.

  54. Kat on July 21st, 2011

    So I am a red head and I thought that I would post some redhead quotes. So here they are:
    a trucker will slow down for a blonde, stop for a brunette and back up 500 yards for a readhead.
    Gentlemen may like blondes but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
    If you want trouble…. Go find yourself a redhead.

    And since most readheads have freckles here’s a quote about freckles: a face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

  55. LIL on August 2nd, 2011

    #GO RED OR BE DEAD.

  56. megan on August 2nd, 2011

    kat i love it
    ! haha

  57. Mickannzie on August 27th, 2011

    Honestly, there are just as many brunette jokes as blonde jokes (maybe more), so the only reason people make blonde jokes such a huge deal is that they are jealous of our gorgeous hair. And here are some good jokes that I didn’t see posted: Why are brunettes so obsessed with their hair? –It matches their mustache. What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? –A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes. What do you call a cute guy with a brunette? –A hostage.

  58. For You Brunette Haters! on September 2nd, 2011

    Brunettes: Once we were done choosing qualities, all that was left for blondes was STUPID!

    I have good blonde friends, but what I see here about brunettes (my color) is SHAMEFUL

  59. emily.paigee on September 7th, 2011

    i am a red head and honestly, people love my hair and tell me it all of the time. also, not all red heads are gingers and not everyone is a “firecrotch” thank you very much.
    and my favorite red head quote ever is..
    “red in the head, freak in the bed. (; “

  60. JEnny123 on September 9th, 2011

    OK GET THIS IN YOUR HEAD! ALL THE BLONDES OUT THERE ARE EITHER DUMB OR SMART GOD MADE THEM WHO THEY ARe! BRUNETTS ARENT DUMB AND REDHEADS ARENT UGLY! IF YOUR HATIN ON ANY HAIR COLORS UR HATIN ON GOD BITCHES AND BTW REDHEADS ARENT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE! JUST CAUSE YALL HAVE RED HAIR DOESNT MEAN UR PRETTIER THAN TOHER AND DOESNT MEAN MODLING AGENTS WANT YOU MORE CUZ THEY DONT THEY JUST WANT A GIRL WHO’S BEUTIFUL ON INSIDE AND OUT YALL HATERZZ GETTA FREAKIN LIFE

  61. Boom! on September 20th, 2011

    Hey, JEnny123? I agree completly! :D

  62. foxx on September 20th, 2011

    Nothing beats long black hair,
    Blonde is overrated there needs to be red and black hair ones on here

  63. Jordan on October 10th, 2011

    if your a blonde you rock if u are any other color hair u are just a pur idiot

  64. jennifer on October 26th, 2011

    BLOND….BRUNETT……
    does it really matter???????????
    seriously u guys…mature!!!
    it doesnt matter the hair color….it just matters ur personality…..
    be pretty from the outside….and inside too.
    and if you have God…..then ur worth WAY more than anyone else<3

  65. Carmen on March 13th, 2012

    um what about us girls with black hair?! slackin’



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