Hair Color Quotes
Blonde Jokes:
[ what brunettes think of while blondes are out with their boyfriends ]
go BLONDE or go HOME
Not only am I perfect; I’m blonde too!
I’m the cure to your blonde addiction.
Blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.
Sure guys like blondes, but they marry brunettes.
Life is better blonde.
Without these blonde moments; life would be so dull.
Blondes are adored; brunettes are ignored.
Sure guys like blondes, but they love brunettes.
Brunettes have brains, blondes have everything else.
I’m the cure to your blonde/brunette addiction.
Life is better brunette.
Live blonde or die trying.
brunette; because someone has to be smart
This is veryy offensive. I’m a veryy smart blonde thank you veryy much:D
Guys like Blondes; Men like Brunettes
wheres the quotes about red heads???
please add some(:
I agree with Ambie, red head quotes please!!!
well wheres the red head quotess?? im a redhead its not all boutt em blondes n brunnettes . ya knoww
I do have to agree, I’m am very blonde, but I get VERY good grades. Try 4.0 people
You Dont Know Crazy White Girl Till You Meet A Redhead!
Brunettes have brains and beauty. While blondes have beauty but MOST don’t have brains what so ever…
Since there are no red head quotes here’s one ” Brunettes may have brains and blonds may have beauty but red heads have both and everything in between”
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Where are the redhead quotes ??? One of my very bestfriends is a redhead.
Where the hec are the redhead quotes! lol kinda mad
you want a hottie who loves to partyy!
go be friends with a redhead.
I agree, we need redhead quotes!!!!
ummm who cares about redheads ?
and red heads are frikin ugly eww who would be a red head ?
CRAZY PEOPLE !! hahaha i rater be blonde
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KITTY FERRARI !
Hey Crystal, lol you might have a 4.o but your not that smart, “I’m am very blonde”………..”I’m” is the same as saying “I am”….try proof reading next time
Thank God for brunettes!!!
ive been all three. brunetts are boring, blonds are stupid, and red heads are best
im a redhead and im a model btw redheads r not ugly thier pretty people pay big money to get our color hair
Where are all the redhead jokes?!
i’m a redhead used to be a model…i know someone who pays hundreds of dollars for our haircolor… were less that 1% of the population(:
“Good boys like blondes…but naughty boys like redheads!”
aww ;( no redhead jokes i see
that was the whole reason i clicked on this link! D: i used to model too actually in elementary school lol (I’m a senior now) and honestly, I’m lovin’ the fiery locks x) would rather be bald than be anything but a red <3
Once you go red, you never get out of bed.
I think all color of hair is pretty it just depends on the person who is wearing it ha:) I think blonde jokes are funny even though Iam a blonde because it makes people laugh then I always come up with something to say back some times its not to nice then they are like did u get that joke yes moron i got it
but I like being blone it is just pretty color goes on anyone . But i dont have a prob with anyother color:) But dont liten to dumb people
HA, sorry but no one like firecrotchs!
Blondes are hot but Brunettes are sexy. They have class.
Ginger quotes!!
How come no one ever makes jokes about black hair ?
Ummm. I am a blonde and first SOME blonde’s are not stupid. I am very smart for a blonde you take all these blonde haired people as a joke you should put them to the test and see how smart they can really be!
Gingers have no souls!
Excuse you “Lexi” but no one wants firecrotchs?
HA that’s funny seeing they couldn’t be firecrotchs if they shaved,which maybe you don’t & that’s why your thinking of mine & other redheads vajj’s. That’s pretty nasty if you don’t but my favorite redhead quote is “Blondes are pretty, burnettes are true but you’ll never know what a redhead will do”
I’m a red-head and my friends would kill for my hair color. (: I love all kinds of hair colors, even if you have purple or blue hair.
Saying that all redheads is a stereotype because my best friend is and she is very pretty! i really don’t understand why yall have to be so mean…it’s POINTLESS! And yall blonds shouldn’t take it so seriously they are just stereotypical jokes that are supposed to make people laugh! (:
If you’re gonna judge people, don’t judge them on how they look (hair color included). I’m willing to bet that you don’t know all of the redheads in the world, so to say that they are “eww” just makes you seem shallow. And a lot of people want to be a redhead. I’m a ginger and and i have plenty of friends who tell me everyday that they would kill for my hair.
Most girls who are blonde are really brunettes anyways…!!!
I don’t understand the point of all the blonde jokes. It’s not nice. You don’t tell “nigger jokes” to black people. So why do you tell blonde jokes to blondes. It’s no fun and no fair. Some blondes are smart, some blondes are dumb. Some brunettes are smart, some brunettes are dumb. Some red heads are smart, some red heads are dumb. It’s not fair to judge people by their hair color. Some of the comments above are real racist.
Wow,okay,first of all,these quotes are a little offensive.I mean,their a little funny,but the blonde jokes sort of bother me.I’m a blonde and I don’t get how so many people automatically judge by your haircolor,like who cares?And not ALL blondes are stupid,seriously,get a clue.Redheads are beautiful,my mother is a redhead and a lot of people would die for that color hair,it’s actually really pretty,so you guys who are sitting here judging and shit should just be quiet and STOP!Smh,And you people sitting here saying rude stuff think the blondes are the dumb ones..?Funny..
Heey why would anyone say red heads are ewwww. thats just pathetic obviously they are jelous and i consitter “ginger” as a compliment because ginger from giligans island is beautiful, and yes she has red hair , and by the way all hair color is nice, some blond people can be ugly, some brunette people can be ugly and some red heads can be ugly, its not just the hair color its the people dumb ass. and by the way (kitty, and lexi you all are pathetic.) you dont know what ur talking about you know red heads are beautiful AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL WAS A RED HEAD OR “GINGER” LOOK HER UP NICOLE FOX . on google. she is stunning ! im a red head and im proud look at this quote i made: Yes i’m a RED HEAD be jelous<3 dont let those posers phase me because i know I A M BEAUTIFUL <3 (; u you why because i am unique and anyone would die for my hair color. pcce bitches
wow u all are mad queer. gingers do have souls watta u God u dont knowo and i tottally agree with Cassidy girl cuz u all are sterotipical. i mean wtf? do u really care that much to bring someone down on there hair color just to make ur self feel better? thats soo selfish so lexi and kitty go in a ditch somwhere far away and learn how to love ALL hair color. exspecially RED HAIR. thats the prettiest.! & u know it u just dont wanna addmit that they are more SEXIER than u .
ha red hair is so cute how could anyone hate them and i agree all the way see im a blond and i love all hair colour my fav is red ! <3 im 13 but i would die for that hair color.!! even tho i wouldnt look good but again it depeneds on the person !?! i mean RED HAIR IS SO SEXY .
LEXI AND KITTY HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN BRING SOMEONE DOWN ON THEIR HAIR COLOUR RED. WHICH IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALL OF THE REST ITS REALLY PRETTY <33 ! DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT RED IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN URS KITTY ;] I BET U SIT AROUND ALL DAY ON THE COMPUTER THINKING OF WAYS TO BRING PEOPLE DOWN U KNOW Y BECAUSE U HAVE NO LIFE. AND YES RED HAIR IS B E A U T I F U L my best friend has red hair and even tho she dyed it blond didnt mean her red hair was ugly it just ment she was SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU KITTY AND LEXI MAKING FUNNA THEM SO GO IN A CORNER AND PEE YOUR SELF. U GROOOSE MEANY
haha i love how they named this hair color?!?!
All of you need to chill out.! They’re just quotes. Nothing more but a couple of quotes. So what if you’re blonde, red haired,brunette, or black haired. Its just hair. Jeez.
WHAT ABOUT PINK HAIR?!?!
it seems to me that most of the dumb people are the brunettes that think hair color determines your IQ
lexi: i’m thinking that you’re a brunette. you’re saying brunettes have class. aren’t you the one that just called redheads firecrotches? because that just screams class*!
*sarcasm implied
I am a blonde. My sister is a brunette. My other sister a fake ginger. I love all the hair colors. Hair color does not determine anything. Blonde jokes dont offend me because they’re not true. I have class LEXI which your comment shoed you didnt. Blondes can be the biggest bitches ever. Brunettes can be the biggest bitches ever. Gingers/any other color hair can be the biggest bitches ever. It all depends on who raised you and who you are in the inside. :] ( blondes rock ;])
- Add Somee Qoutes For Brunette’s And Red Heads {Please} -
wow, some people really have nerve.. let me tell you. your really gonna judge people on hair color. i got made fun of all through school thanks to the red head gene. not cool at all. as soon as i started coloring my hair more & more guys started noticing me, but i truly regret doing it. because they only like me for what i look like? & now i have to go through the whole process of trying ot get my hair back to the normal color.
k?
oh & btw if your gonna judge people by what color their pubic hair is.. you have some problems. & FACT: just because you have have red hair doesn’t mean the carpet matches the drapes hunny
Hhaha.
You guys crack me up. Keep on being classy.
Gingers ftw!
laast summer i went to go get my ahircut, and i was offerd to be a hair model. i was also offered TWICE to be in herbal essences commercial. and gingers, wooowww south park made that crap up. but not everyone with redhair are gingers. mi actually one of the lucky ones who isnt, GINGERS DEFINITION: redhair, pale skin, freckels, green eyes. ME: redhair, tann skin, no freckes, and blue eyes. so before assuming shit and saying all that no souls crap. think about how ITS NOT TRUE. broo, i k now some ugly blondes, brunnetes and chicks with black hair. people would pay a million dollars for rehair. its very original unlike yall. so kitty and lexi…not all people with rehair andr gingers, and fire crochhess. thats really stupid, HAH…oh btw, saying gingers have no souls and saying there going to hell is speaking for god, which is a sin. K THANKS.
Wow some people are so shallow.all hair colors are pretty. I’m a brunette and my sis is a red head and my other is black. And we all can be smart and dumb. And everbody has them moments where you don’t get anything. Lol I do all the time and so does my sis. Just remember it doesn’t matter what hair color you have there are all different kinds of people for every haircolor.
So I am a red head and I thought that I would post some redhead quotes. So here they are:
a trucker will slow down for a blonde, stop for a brunette and back up 500 yards for a readhead.
Gentlemen may like blondes but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
If you want trouble…. Go find yourself a redhead.
And since most readheads have freckles here’s a quote about freckles: a face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
#GO RED OR BE DEAD.
kat i love it
! haha
Honestly, there are just as many brunette jokes as blonde jokes (maybe more), so the only reason people make blonde jokes such a huge deal is that they are jealous of our gorgeous hair. And here are some good jokes that I didn’t see posted: Why are brunettes so obsessed with their hair? –It matches their mustache. What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? –A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes. What do you call a cute guy with a brunette? –A hostage.
Brunettes: Once we were done choosing qualities, all that was left for blondes was STUPID!
I have good blonde friends, but what I see here about brunettes (my color) is SHAMEFUL
i am a red head and honestly, people love my hair and tell me it all of the time. also, not all red heads are gingers and not everyone is a “firecrotch” thank you very much.
and my favorite red head quote ever is..
“red in the head, freak in the bed. (; “
OK GET THIS IN YOUR HEAD! ALL THE BLONDES OUT THERE ARE EITHER DUMB OR SMART GOD MADE THEM WHO THEY ARe! BRUNETTS ARENT DUMB AND REDHEADS ARENT UGLY! IF YOUR HATIN ON ANY HAIR COLORS UR HATIN ON GOD BITCHES AND BTW REDHEADS ARENT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE! JUST CAUSE YALL HAVE RED HAIR DOESNT MEAN UR PRETTIER THAN TOHER AND DOESNT MEAN MODLING AGENTS WANT YOU MORE CUZ THEY DONT THEY JUST WANT A GIRL WHO’S BEUTIFUL ON INSIDE AND OUT YALL HATERZZ GETTA FREAKIN LIFE
Hey, JEnny123? I agree completly!
Nothing beats long black hair,
Blonde is overrated there needs to be red and black hair ones on here
if your a blonde you rock if u are any other color hair u are just a pur idiot
BLOND….BRUNETT……
does it really matter???????????
seriously u guys…mature!!!
it doesnt matter the hair color….it just matters ur personality…..
be pretty from the outside….and inside too.
and if you have God…..then ur worth WAY more than anyone else<3
um what about us girls with black hair?! slackin’