Insult Quotes
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
Your village called, they’re missing an idiot.
You’re so ugly, when you look in a mirror your reflection throws up.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
Every one has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse you to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did you fall from the stupid tree?
Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
You got a face only a mother could love…unfortunately she too hates it!
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
You started at the bottom…and it’s been downhill ever since!
I heard that you were a Lady killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Why don’t you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
You’re a habit I’d like to kick — with both feet.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
Your village called, they’re missing an idiot.
You’re so ugly, when you look in a mirror your reflection throws up.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
Every one has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse you to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did you fall from the stupid tree?
Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
You got a face only a mother could love…unfortunately she too hates it!
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
You started at the bottom…and it’s been downhill ever since!
I heard that you were a Lady killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Why don’t you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
You’re a habit I’d like to kick — with both feet.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
Do me a favor. Drop dead.
If laughter is contagious, I think you’ve found the cure.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I’d get back change.
Your life had only one fault: it was kind of lousy.
Why don’t you go to a window and lean out too far?
Only a blind man would pinch your butt.
You set constant low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
I like standing next to you…..for once, no one will blame me for farting.
Yeah, she’s beautiful, but you can’t find her IQ with a flashlight.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
It it weren’t for your stupidity, you’d have no personality at all.
-Henny Youngman
Some cause happiness wherever thay go; in your case it’s whenever you go.
-Oscar Wilde
You’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
You know honey, you’ve still got your looks–where are you hiding them?
Did anyone ever tell you you were beautiful, and mean it?
Honey, nothing you can say or do will change the fact that you’re ugly.
With all due respect, you’re beginning to bore the hell out of me.
The shit you hear about me might be true, then again, it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
You may start the shit, but you sure aren’t the shit.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
y0urE n0thinG buT a bitCh..
wE may wAlk aT THe sAmE wAY..
buT y0u cAnt nevEr afF0rd thE thinGs i havE!!!..
s0 g0 t0 hEll And kIll y0ur sELf..
PeOpLe WhO TyPe LiKe ThIs ArE ObNoXiOuS
:p
Hha,i totally agree[:
agreed
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if i had a dick they’de be the first to blow me
Wow , That Last Comment Was Really DUMB !
I Mean The Bottom One Lol =]
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okay i get the insult quotes but adding and kill yourselff justt isntt righttt bitch.! people can take that very seriously…even if you dont mean itt…or if you do…shutt your fuckingg mouthhh you cuntt.! god damn. why dont you go kill yerselff.?!
u r a nice person
but…… u hve to do two things early in the morning
first: pray to god so that u can live.
second: take a bath so that others can live…….
wew those quotes are nice
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If you`re gonna be two faced – at least make one of them prettii.
wow .. a little rude much,
no one should tell someone to kill themselves
no matter what they did.
cause your just being selfish if you do,
you may be solving your own problems,
but your causing other people(family&friends) problems ..
& you would be hurting so many more people.
so think about what you say/post before you say/post it.
woww these are some gudd quotes!! =]
These are pretty good. [:
"You're as fake as your HAIR COLOR."
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“Your teeth is sooo yellow, the sun is jealous.”
XD
Hope these help!
forreal . just stfu . what if someone took that seriously ? & they accually killed themself ? you’d feel horrible , & you’d have to live w. that for the rest of you life . so personally , i think you should lay off the quotes for now .
LOOOOOOL , ohwooow ,
this is stupid bruuh , who ever talking aboout killing themselves ..
yall needa life
I Think A Paper Bag In Your Face Will Really Help You
I wonder when the whorenado is going to cum? xD!! this is for a gurl that i absolutly hate! i wished she would stay outa peoples life! fuck you, you stupid whorenado!
I would slap you, but bitch that’s considered animal abuse.
penis
I’ve got a few,
“If your trying to be two faced here, could you at least make one of them pretty?”
“Sorry if i hurt you, but its just that I always thought that you didn’t have any feelings..”
These are some pretty good quotes. Totally pwn some chicks in hurr. But I do agree that the suicide thing is just stooping down lower than the level they’re at. But I honestly think that everything somebody says shouldn’t be taken seriously and I’m not saying that telling them to kill themselves is okay I’m just saying think twice before you speak.
lots of luv, nice website. <3
You should all kill yourselves for your grammar and the way you spell in the above comments!
Is you refridgerator running?
Then ya better go catch it!
Ohh, burn!
Your ugly.
James, that’s rude.. Jusst saying. Your stupid.
^Just like this other James I know, he’s stupid.. Alyssa likes him.
Yo momma so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin’s kite was the key to her apartment.
i love you, cause your stupid.
Ohh, suck it.
That’s what she said.
Yo momma so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.
That is all.. Goodbye. (:
i hate mean girls but i love mean insults<3
“I’d tell u to go to hell but I’d hate to see your face every day !”
I know a girl who falls in love with every guy she meets and they always fall for her even though she changes just for them. They call her a hoe, they call her a slut, and i completely agree. I just want to tell her stop pretending like you don’t want to be me.
He’s 18, & you’re 13. Thats not dating hun, that’s babysitting.
A girl says to me: Your funna get beat later!
And i just respond: I can predict the future too and karma’s a bitch, moron.
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“Mind over matter
I don’t mind
You don’t matter”
oh my god, shut the fuck up and quit bitching about people killing themselves. obviously, the people being insulted deserve to die. this is an INSULT page. if you don’t like it, leave.
If I were ugly as you, I’d cry too.
Look at the mirror then look at me, now you see why you need to be jealous.
lmao. so im guessin everyone that commented on this is thirteen and younger? haha, getta life you guys.
Omg these insults are fucking washed up and old. Post better ones. Ex. If ur talkin to a fat person, you’d say: “have u been tested for mad cow disease?” Duh.
Lmfao. The grammar in these comments is fucking moronic. And telling people to kill themselves? You’re a fucking idiot. I like some of these insults, but seriously? Beyond crossing the line. Hello, cyber-bullying? It’s ILLEGAL. If that stupid girl above were to direct that comment towards a specific person and that person did kill themselves, I’m sure that that person’s family and friends and the courts wouldn’t take that “joke” so lightly. So the next time you want to insult someone, maybe open a book, take a fucking vocabulary lesson, and lay off that kind of harassment. Thanks.
Lol, is it really necessary to capitalize EVERY word you type? Excluding the first word and proper nouns of every sentence, of course, but I promise, it will still be read the same way without Every Word Beginning With A Capital Like This. Go back to English class.
Riiiight.
tease are halliorsn im loven it
lol:)
hehehehehehehehehe:):):):):):):):):):)
Seriously you get on a stupid website like this and you talk shit to other people….well i hope yall feel like badasses cause in all reality you’re really not…get a life it might help.
lmfao this site is awsum……bt sum of da insults r a bit mean uh….
DAMN!YA’LL SUPRISE ME.U R SO BUSY U SPIT SUM BLEACHED PIK UP LYNS U SHUD AL C HOW YA’LL SOUND, LIKE A FUL GAVE U A PIECE O EIR MIND N U HELD ON2 IT
Wtf….one insult quotes from me…..YOUR FACE AND MY ASS HAS NO DIFFERENCE…LOL…
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Hmm… I wonder if anyone realizes that the majority of the immature comments made are probably from young teenagers? It doesn’t matter what you say to people like that; they’re not going to pay attention because they’re obviously self absorbed. Just ignore them and enjoy the quotes on this site.
“Sorry Hun, unlike you im not the Door knob where every one gets a turn’ im more of the Casino where only the lucky– ones hit the JackPot ”
girl 1: wtf are you looking at ?
girl 2: holy shit it speaks .
dear Ms. Pretender
you are an instructor but plzz… i can’t stand it anymore you are just teaching us how to be idiot like you to make us do nonsense things!!
Um, for the person on top…do you honestly think this is English 101? It’s a page full of insulting statuses…why would u come in here and give a fucking lecture on how to write? lmao any who….I like this site it’s pretty fun to see what you can add on to make it an even better status…
Alright quotes I guess, Ive heard half of them though. These people above me that are commenting need to realize that no matter what they say to that person “they hate” it isn’t going to make that person any different then what they already are right now you all just need to realize that if the person want to be a b*tch then go ahead and let them,. That’s their life and when there not on Earth one day that’s all they’ll ever be remembered for, and not anything good.
Also, to the whole go kill yourself thing, I absolutely agree you should never tell a person that no matter how much you can’t stand them, cause’ you’ll regret it in the end if they do commit suicide.
That’s all I had to say:) <3
i like this web site its funny to read the comments XD
My favorite is the “Your so fake…Barbie is Jelous! hahahahahhahahahahahah it si too funny lol
The following time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I do know it was my option to read, however I actually thought youd have something attention-grabbing to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you might repair should you werent too busy looking for attention.