Jersey Shore Quotes

T-SHIRT TIIIIIME — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

Nicole and Ryder… their communications are hysterical. They don’t really talk to each other. They more or less grunt. — Jwoww, Jersey Shore

I used to beat girl ups like that in high school. — Jwoww, Jersey Shore


Mike’s got ADD — Ronnie, Jersey Shore

Her clothes are already in a ball, let’s just put it in a garbage bag. — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

She brought all these random people home…she’s a girl, you don’t do that. That’s a guy thing. Guy’s do that…not girls. — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

I would say it’s almost, “T-SHIRT TIME” — The Guys, Jersey Shore

What is your name? Situation. The Name of the person? Situation. — Mike, Jersey Shore

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs…but in the back of my mind I’m thinkin’ I got a girl here, I got pajamas picked out already…this girl wants to bang me! I wanna go back to the crib. — Mike, Jersey Shore

OH YEAH! — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

Yo, this is Mike’s wife. He’s finally found one as crazy as him. — Vinny, Jersey Shore

I LOVE CANADA! — Mike, Jersey Shore

It’s not your bed. Who gives a fuck? — Angelina, Jersey Shore

…next thing you know, she’s eating an egg and cheese sandwich with MVP. You can’t find ‘em like that anymore. — Mike, Jersey Shore

It’s wake up the entire house time! OH YEAH WAKE UP YEAH OH YEAH WAKE UP YEAH — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

What I would love to find is a guido, juicehead… Can I find that somewhere? Because I’m not going to go on Match.Com again. — Snooki, Jersey Shore

My v-neck is so fresh that I skiped t-shirt time, like it defied the rules of t-shirt time. — Vinny, Jersey Shore

I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she’s trying to go to what’s-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes. — Snooki, Jersey Shore

Okay, hold my earrings. — Snooki, Jersey Shore

Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches with the poof, ‘Snooki’ Polizzi… standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump. — Ronnie, Jersey Shore

I’m still pretty bitch! — Snooki, Jersey Shore

To call me fake, it’s just blasphemy to talk against the leader like that, in other countries you get hung for that type of shit. — Mike, Jersey Shore

Yo, she so big dawg she broke the bed dawg — Mike, The Situation, Jersey Shore

We got a situation. — Mike, The Situation, Jersey Shore

Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

Eww, smells like Lobsters. Are they alive? — Snooki, Jersey Shore

I’m not sure what Lobsters eat, but I think they eat insects or something, so I wan gonna feed them worms — Snooki, Jersey Shore

Oh no! It’s upside down! HE’S GONNA DROWN — Jwoww, Jersey Shore

It goes in Saltwater you idiot — Vinny, Jersey Shore

Well, Charlie’s Dead. CHARLIE’S DEAD. CHARLIE’S FREAKING DEAD NOW. — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

wahhhh. we tried. — Snooki, Jersey Shore

OH YEAH CHAMPAGNE YEAH — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

You’ve got to be real careful, because a grenade can blow up anywhere. So stand clear. Safety first. — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

Oh, yeah, in the jacuzzi, yeah! — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

Hello. Palace of Love… CABS ARE HERE! — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

It’s all good in the hood. — Snooki, Jersey Shore

I’m not gonna get my nails done with her. — Jwoww, Jersey Shore

A little homosexual; Three guys in a hot tub. — Jwoww, Jersey Shore

Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be; The Situation. — Mike, The Situation, Jersey Shore

This girl is literally on a ship taking off for a different planet right now; Like she’s not even worth talking to. — Jwoww, Jersey Shore

We click so well just because we’re the same person. She’s real, I’m real. She likes to party, I like to party. And every time we’re together, pretty much just go crazy and be stupid. — Snooki, Jersey Shore

She acts like she’s 10 years old. She’s like twenty-fucking-three. — Mike, The Situation, Jersey Shore

I’m, like, begging you. I’m trying to have fun, but you’re, like, too much. — Girl, Jersey Shore

Eww, its like a turd that won’t get off your a****** — Snooki, Jersey Shore

Snooki is a drama queen and she likes to get coddled, and I’m not gonna do that. — Mike, The Situation, Jersey Shore

What’d you put in it? Just Chicken…. EW — Snooki & Ryder, Jersey Shore

There’s no way I’m going to Jersey without my hair gel, can’t leave without my gel. — Pauly D, Jersey Shore

Your number one mission is to go out and find the hottest guido and take him home. — Sammi, Jersey Shore

A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it. — Sammi, Jersey Shore

I’m like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off. — Jwoww, Jersey Shore

I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I’m hot. — Angelina, Jersey Shore

Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird. — Ronnie, Jersey Shore

MY CAR IS DEAD! IT DIED — Snooki, Jersey Shore

I’m the smallest guy here, FUCK — Vinny, Jersey Shore