Lil Wayne Quotes

Name: Lil Wayne
Birthday: September 27, 1982
Genres: Hip Hop
Occupations: Rapper
Years active: 1993–present

With the gun in this position, you could call it Kamasutra.

This is brain surgery. Ski masks on my bullets, let ‘em commit brain burglary. Emergency, it’s an emergency. Someone in all black left the whole scene burgundy.

You just see Jill on the hill, I knock Jack off.

Shoot you on the front porch and knock you to the back yard.

And I keep that hammer, do you wanna get nailed down?

I take you farther than Zimbabwe.

Paper chasin’, money runnin’ like andale.

I school you n****s, but none of yous get A’s

All you boys bustas, so soft, bet the wind blew ‘em.

I’ma call my guns jumpers, cause my bullets just leapin to ‘em.

Call me Mr. Kill Em All.

My word is my pride, the wisdom is weak, and that’s word from the wise.

Confidence is a stain they can’t wipe off.

My word is my pride, the wisdom is weak, and that’s word from the wise.

Confidence is a stain they can’t wipe off.

Just hope you heaven sent and you’re hell proof.

The spot gets smaller and I get bigger tryin to get in where I fit in.

The top gets higher the more that I climb.

I search, but never find. Hurt, but never cry. I work and forever tired.

You keep the sunshine, save me the rain.

I seen nights full of pain, days of the same.

I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind.

Midnight cowboy. My flow is a dog, down boy.

I’m the cashier, I change girls.

And haters at an all-time high. Everybody got a hater like a f*n iPod.

Stuck in the hood, like they poured cement on us.

Hope you ain’t too tired to cry, and I hope you know you ain’t never too alive to die.

And I’m seeing what you need and I’m thinkin it’s me.

And Weezy transform a good girl to a freak.

I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants.

I can turn you from a human to a Carter. Take you off the bench, turn you to a starter.

I can transform ya, like a transformer.

I can change your life, make it so new. Make you never want to go back to the old you.

I shoot you nine times like you was 50, but you won’t be as likely as 50.

I don’t need the Hot Boyz, I still keep my heat.

Even in the dungeon, I glow. Even if it ain’t sunny, I glow.

Life’s a b—h, now die for her.

Elevator in my crib ’cause it’s 5 floors. I’m not expectin you to have one in yours.

We are not the same. I’m a martian, this is Space Jam.

Put me in the wild — I be there for a while.

If you’s a hater. I’m eatin, you’s a waiter.

We the motha f—a’s like M.I.L.F., my n—ga.

I love my baby mamas, they my highest honors.

Bitch, I go hard like the boy from 300.

Stop playin, I’m fresher than a Degree stick.

Well of course, I smoke mad weed, I’m on my high horse.

Money spread like germs, get sick n—a.

Make the girls say my name like roll call.

Time to do the thing, that’s word to your wrist watch.

And everybody watch your back when you’re in the front.

The money keep calling, I hear this sh-t dialling, and they say money talks, you can hear my sh-t holler’n.

Crown fit me good, I ain’t even got to try on.

I look in the flames and see the hotter me.

I’m the bomb baby, watch me nuke this sh-t.

I pop like lolli’s, you drop like eyelids.

New Orleans coroner, his name is Frank Minyard, f-ck with me wrong, you’ll be waking up in his yard.

I still eat rappers. Mmm. Scrumptious.

Man I go crazy on the beat I go Nimrod,
Man I act a ass, treat the beat like a hemorrhoid

Man I go to work on the beat, call it employ,
Man I kicks it, b-tch get your shin guard,

Pump to your chest, I ain’t talking CPR.

Ran into a super woman, turned her to a super bitch, hit her with that super dick, she be cumming super quick.

My pockets too deep, I f*** around and drown her……….All we do is shop until we drop.

I take her to the vet, cause she a bad b****.

Pockets too deep, shawty you gon’ have to climb out.

She wants to own me and I ain’t trying to fight it.

And I keep that toaster, you can come, and be my strudel biiitch.

Hater, hater, hater — I love you so much.

And I would hate to not be hated.

Stand on my money, headbutt Yao Ming.

How do I feel? Bitch, I feel undefeated.
- Lil Wayne

And if you come up from under that water and there’s fresh air, just breathe baby, God’s got a blessin’ to spare. I know the process is so much stress but it’s the progress that feels the best. I came from the projects straight to success and you’re next, just try, they can’t steal your pride, it’s inside. Then find it and keep on grindin’ ’cause in every dark cloud theres a silver linin’; I know.
- Lil Wayne

I am the only fire that can live in the rain.

I’m restin in the lead. I need a pillow and a cover.

Fresher than the harvest.

So fly I’m gonna take off when I leap. Bye.

I scream fuck the world with a long dick.

You know what they say ’bout when your palm itch, I’m gonna get money – money I’m gon’ get.

I’m so high I can vomit on a comet.

We are in a league they aren’t.

No I didn’t say that I’m flawless, but I damn sure don’t tarnish.

My gun go crazy like it’s retarded. Red light on it’s like it’s recording.

I dont stunt I stunt hard.

And I take probation, I don’t want that T.I. and Vic vacation.

The money is the motive.

Swagga so bright I don’t even need light.

If you the s*** then I’m sewerage.

Try me and I’ll have your people readin’ eulogies.

Life is a gamble and I’m all about my poker chips.

The top is so appropriate, this is just where I belong.

Yeah I’m the best to ever do it bitch and you the best at never doin’ shit.

I’m the man around this muthaf-a

I’m so hot you probably catch a tan around this muthaf-a
this rap game, I got my hand around this muthaf-a
yeah I said game but I ain’t playin’ around this muthaf-a

crazy muthaf-a I am one but the crazy thing is I began one

you n*s softer then roseanne’s son

futuristic handgun if you act foul you get two shots and one

hope I dont look weak
cuz when a wolf cry wolf you still see that wolfs teeth

I swear I care bout everything but these b****s
I don’t care I �so what� these bitches
and I put young mula baby way above these bitches

Imma spare everything but these n-s

I flip the gun and gun fuck these n-s
take the knife off the AK and cut these n-s

I got a grill, I don’t need to get my tooth fixed.
The Tooth Fairy will retire if I use it.

I know my role and I play it well

got my tank top top down, it probably ain’t summer

but I ride like that cause I’m hotter than the others

You can’t get on my level. you gon’ need a space shuttle or a ladder; that’s forever.

And I know you probably wish you never met me, and I just wish you never forget me.

Life is such a f***** roller coaster then it drops, but what should I scream for? This is my theme park.

Hopped up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top.

& I will never stop, like I’m runnin’ from the cops.

I’m so official all I need is a whistle.

You forgot about the house, you forgot about the ring
I remember everything, I just wanna hear you sing
I remember the love, right after the fights

You can’t tell me you don’t remember those nights
and if I would cry, then you would cry twice
To me you are the brightest star under sunlight
See take away my title, take away my stripes
You give me back my girl and you give me back my life
Give me back my girl and you give me back my life

since I’ve lost you : I’m lost too

Give me another chance, I’m needin’ it like a kidney
I don’t wanna advance, give me back her hands
Give me back her touch, I don’t ask for much
but I f* up, I know I f* up, I admit I f* up
but everybody f* up, now this other ***** lucked up

She was my down chick, I was her soldier
I was her gangsta, she was my shoulder

You were the pistol to my holster …BANG!

my mind shine even when my thoughts seem dark

Rock star sh*t for my rock star ass
Got a tub full of money that’s a rock star bath
Then I use more money to wipe my rock star ass
Then I throw it in the garbage that rock star trash

They don’t make em like me no more
matter fact they never made em like me before

I’m all I trust

imma new song & you’re just a remix

I have no stress, because I am the best

take them shoes off your teeth
&& quit runnin your mouth

love, live, life, and I’m dead.

we done matured & grown into our own situations

make jokes. no stress.

love. live. life. proceed. progress.

I’m all about my cake; I’m tryna marry betty crocker.

& I don’t think you’re beautiful
I think you’re beyond it

you’re like a bitch with no ass
you ain’t got s***

weezy is so fly in any weather

and I aint on hova level, I’m over level

I’m right right & you’re wrong left

man I swear I’m so fly – I wake up in the sky

and wipe the cloud out my eye

what’s understood don’t gotta be explained

tell them to keep my name out their mouth,
cause they don’t know me

I’m rare like mr. clean with hair

I’m the s*** & that’s the only thing you smell around me.

even when I’m on my back, I’m never backin down

yes I am the best even bobble heads tell me yes

I dont want a broken heart; cause i’ll lose all the pieces

you worry about yours, let them worry about theirs, cause I got mine

you can wear a condom but you cant come here

well you know how they say you are nobody
till somebody kills you well I’m from your nobody till you kill somebody

if you need an example of how to live you should not have been born

i’ll take probation, I don’t want that t.i. and vick vacation

don’t you compare me cause they’re aint nobody near me

they dont see me but they hear me
they dont fear me but they feel me

Baby I can bless you when you ain’t even sneezin’.

Flow so sick makes you wanna throw your food up.

Weezy F. Baby. Don’t forget the f about me and if you do get the f around me.

I’m higher than a m-f***** chronic leaf tree top.

I’m just a soul whose intentions are good
o lord please don’t let me be misunderstood

I’m a doctor they dont understand my writing
so I stopped writing…now I’m like lightning…
& u aint Vince Young so dont clash wit the Titans

Down like she supposed to be,
She gets down low for me,
Down like her temperature, ’cause to me she zero degrees,

She’s cold, overfreeze,
I got that girl from overseas,
Now she my miss America,
now can I be her soldier please?
I’m fighting for this girl,
On the battlefield of love,
Don’t it look like baby cupid sendin’ arrows from above?
Don’t you ever leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,

and honestly I’m down like the economy.

I’m not the shooter, I’m the bullet bitch

I do what I do and you do what you can do about it.

drugs are bad I’m acknowledging that
but when I’m on the drugs I don’t have a problem wit that

you know the cops don’t like us
because they wanna rock just like us

if you leave you leaving the best
so you would have to settle for less

but but he so sweet,

she wanna lick the rapper

swallow my words taste my thoughts
& if they to nasty spit it back at me

you got beef, bring your cow.
I will CATTLE you

keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen

safe sex is great sex better wear a latex
cuz you dont want that late text that “i think am late” text

I’m the one who has to die when its time for me to die.
so let me live my life the way I want to.

I know you prolly wish you never met me,

but I just hope you never forget me

she wanna f* weezy,
but she wanna rape wayne

they say if you pray
then you can get your blessings ordered and delivered

when I started flirtin with the hustle

failure became my ex
now I’m engaged to the game
and married to success

I’m more afraid of life than death

one finger up and I’m out,
because bitch you aint even worth two

I listen to her heartbeat
cause it plays my favorite song.

iI’ll cool ya ass down if ya think ya hot s***

&& I swear to everything when I leave this earth,

its gonna be on both feet never knees in the dirt

we pop em like orville redenbacher

you think you fresh
shytt; – I’m ripee.

I’ve been through alotta s***,
but i’ma keep my head up like my nose is bleedin

there aint nuthin gon stop me so just envy it

dont compare me cause there aunt nobody near me

take them shoes off your teeth
&&
stop runnin your mouth

he s*** you hear might be true but then again
it could be as fake as the b* who told you

I dont want a broken heart;
cuz i’ll lose all the pieces

shhh!!!
you hear the fire truck

so keep your mouth closed & let your eyes listen

blind eyes could look at me and see the truth

I’m just tryna stay ahead of my shadow

& if -they- got beef I’m the meat cleaver

you can love me or hate me
I swear it won’t make me or break me

there’s no keepin up with the brother
man I can spell my name in burnt rubber

I’m sleepin’, I’m dreamin’. I know there’s a better way cause I’ve seen it Lord.

&& my future will be better than my past

I’m fishin’ and the bitches will bite. It’s probably cause my game is Fixodent tight.

got my tank top top down, it probably ain’t summer
but I ride like that cause I’m hotter than the others

I know my role and I play it well

fck you bitch, I’m actin brand new

I got summer hatin’ on me cause I’m hotter than the sun
got spring hatin’ on me cause I ain’t never sprung
winter hatin’ on me cause I’m colder than y’all
and I would never – I would never – I would never – fall
I’m bein’ hated by the seasons, so f– y’all hatin’ for no reason.

I call them april babies – cause they fools

I know ive been through alotta s*** this year,
but ima keep my head up like my nose is bleeding

all about a dollar like four quarters

I’m focused – thinkin like I got 2 brains

is there a heaven for G’s and soldiers,
I cant go to hell cause i’d take over

I’m the bomb like – tickk. tick.

birds dont fly, without my permission

sometimes I wanna drop a tear but no emotion from a king

young money, dipset, thats what this is
and if I aint good lookin you can bet my bitch is

I been thru it all, the fails the falls,
I’m like niagra but I got right back up like viagra

I got these hataz like when he gon stop?
maybe a minute after never start ya clocks

I’m not hot. I’m great.

they said I couldn’t play football I was too small
they said I couldn’t play basketball I wasn’t tall
they said I couldn’t play baseball at all
& now everyday of my life I BALL !

Got more ice than a super sized drink.

I know the game is crazy
it’s more crazy than it’s ever been
I’m married to that crazy bitch
call me Kevin Federline

and them birds don’t fly, without my permission,
I’m probably in the sky, flying with the fishes,
or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons,
see my world is different,
like dwayne wayne…

My name ain’t Bic, but I keep that flame.

I got a grill, I dont need to get my tooth fixed,

the tooth fairy might retire if I lose it…

no I aint lookin down, but I see no one above me

I get Head and Tail like a quarter…in that order

And here’s my most funniest joke….. I’m BROKE! hahahaaahaa